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Watertown Players Announce Auditions are complete!! Stay Tuned for Future Announcements!!!
A Little Murder Never Hurt Anybody written by Ron Bernas. The show is being produced in partnership with Samuel French, Inc. and will be performed at The Watertown Players Theater, 210 S Water St (in the Market), Watertown, on April 25 & 26 and May 2-4, 2025. The show is being directed by Jennie Ortega. Any questions regarding the show please email Ortega at
jennie.ortega65@gmail.com.
The play is centered around Matthew Perry and his wife, Julia, and their annual New Year’s tradition. Matthew has resolved to murder Julia before the next new year, and Julia has resolved not to be killed. A hilarious year-long match of wits and the witless begins! As bodies begin to fall, Bunny Perry, Matthew and Julia’s sweet but dim-witted and deeply shallow daughter, and her fiancé, Donald, grieve about the ever-shrinking pool of friends who will be alive to witness their nuptials. Enter Detective Plotnik—a Sam
Spade reincarnation who suspects everyone but hasn’t a clue, and Buttram, the family butler who is prone to crying jags and harbors a terrible secret. This spoof of and love letter to the screwball comedies of the 1930s and to stage mysteries in general will have audiences laughing from beginning to end!
The Watertown Players is Watertown’s oldest theater group and is proud to be a non-profit organization existing purely for the advancement of the arts in this and surrounding communities. For further information about the group, please contact the Watertown Players at (920)306-4364 or follow Watertown Players Inc. on Facebook and Instagram or email us at info@watertownplayers.org.
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The Watertown Players is Watertown’s oldest theatre group and is proud to be a non-profit organization existing purely for the advancement of the arts in this and surrounding communities. For information please contact the Watertown Players at (920)306-4364 or follow the Watertown Players on Facebook.
